American Pride

I got this via email this morning. I think it’s been circulating for a while, but after last night’s elections, I was looking for any small reason to smile and feel good about this country. In contrast to all the real frightening stuff Ashcroft is doing, this is an anti-terrorist effort I could support.

American Pride

As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked
woman who is not his wife. So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all
North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely
naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block
for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
house to prove they think it’s okay to see other women nude and to show
support for their fellow sisters. And since the Tailban also does not
approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of
your anti-Taliban sentiment.

The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your participation. God bless America!


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