Secret Strategy

Ex-boss forwarded me some intercepted top-secret military communications describing the latest strategy for elminating Al-Qaeda:

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The latest ploy to drive the Taliban and Al-Qaeda out of the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a team of Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, and Cooter (classified photo attached) are being sent in with the following information about the Taliban:

  • There is no limit
  • The season opened last weekend.
  • They taste just like chicken
  • They don’t like beer, pickup trucks, country music, or Jesus
  • Some is queer
  • They don’t like barbeque
  • They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt’s death

Intelligence analysts estimate that it should be over in about a week.

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