Ex-boss forwarded me some intercepted top-secret military communications describing the latest strategy for elminating Al-Qaeda:
The latest ploy to drive the Taliban and Al-Qaeda out of the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a team of Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, and Cooter (classified photo attached) are being sent in with the following information about the Taliban:
- There is no limit
- The season opened last weekend.
- They taste just like chicken
- They don’t like beer, pickup trucks, country music, or Jesus
- Some is queer
- They don’t like barbeque
- They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt’s death
Intelligence analysts estimate that it should be over in about a week.