Light Bulb Joke

I’m lazy and haven’t posted anything here recently. Somebody sent this to me and I thought it was funny. So here it is.

How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?


The answer is seven.

  • One to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced.

  • One to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the light bulb.

  • One to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light bulb.

  • One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs.

  • One to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton one million dollars for a light bulb.

  • One to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the light bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag.

  • And finally, one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

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