There's been a disappointing lack of both creativity or stupidity among the campus criminal crowd this semester. In the past, when things got boring, I could usually rely on the campus newspaper's weekly crime log for at least one entry that was either bizarre or amusingly stupid. This fall, it's been mostly routine theft, intoxication, etc. But at last, something worth chuckling about; a story about an attempted rapist who tried to get into the back of a police cruiser to escape the students who were chasing him.