Okay, I'm getting lazy. I haven't posted anything here in a while, and now I'm stooping to just copying some email I received. So much for my quest for originality. But, since a couple of people I forwarded this to commented favorably on it, maybe I can get away with using it here.

Why Women are Superior

Note: I'm posting this verbatim as received. I hope the use of "we" referring to women doesn't confuse anyone about my own gender.

• We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
• When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.
• Men's clothes make women look elfin and gorgeous. Men look like complete idiots in women's clothes.
• We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
• We can be groupies. Male 'groupies' are stalkers.
• We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
• Taxis stop for us.
• Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
• We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
• We know the truth about whether or not size matters.
• It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
• No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the male's Speedo.
• We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
• We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
• If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
• We can congratulate our teammate without ever grabbing her ass.
• If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
• We don't have to memorize "Caddyshack" or "Fletch" to fit in.
• We have the ability to dress ourselves.
• Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
• We know that there are times when chocolate really can solve all of your problems.
• Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable.
• We'll never regret piercing our ears.
• We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. ((We can?!?))